New article I’m quoted in regarding the Farm Bill

The following article, written by my friend and awesome reporter Edie Johnson, appeared in the February 7, 2014 edition of the Goshen Chronicle.

Here is the online link:

http://chroniclenewspaper.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140206/NEWS01/140209980/Farm-bill-helps-local-growers

Enjoy!

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A fun night at Outback!

As followers of this page know when it was announced that the Iowa Hawkeyes would play in the 2014 Outback Bowl I started an internet campaign to get a free Bloomin’ Onion. Why? Because I am both an Iowa alumni and a 4th generation onion farmer.

https://muckville.com/2013/12/08/iowa-to-play-lsu-in-the-outback-bowl-and-i-want-a-free-bloomin-onion-from-outback-steakhouse/

After a brief intense period on Twitter and this blog Outback not only graciously granted my request (and followed me on Twitter)

https://muckville.com/2013/12/14/bloomin-onion-campaign-update-outback-is-giving-me-a-free-bloomin-onion/

Outback also sent me additional Bloomin’ Onion certificates to give away on my blog. The first went to my dad:

https://muckville.com/2013/12/23/the-first-free-bloomin-onion-gift-certificate-is-presented/

But what to do with the rest …?

Well, I then created the Great Muckville Blog Free Bloomin’ Onion Essay Contest!

https://muckville.com/2014/01/02/the-great-muckville-blog-free-bloomin-onion-essay-contest/

And we have had two winners so far!

https://muckville.com/2014/01/24/we-have-our-first-bloomin-onion-winner/

https://muckville.com/2014/01/29/we-have-another-bloomin-onion-gift-certificate-winner/

Well, last night Eve, Caleb and Jonah and I went to our local Outback Restaurant in Middletown, New York, to redeem and enjoy our free Bloomin’ Onion certificate!

And enjoy we did … see the photos below! And I still have a couple of free certificates left so I urge any and all to enter the Great Muckville Blog Free Bloomin’ Onion Essay Contest!

And once again … THANK YOU OUTBACK!

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Two words … Dunkin’ Donuts

This morning I awoke at 5:50 and drove to the Dunkin’ Donuts in the Village of Florida, NY. I wanted to be the first customer, so as to purchase some of those new fancy donuts, including the cookie dough and brownie batter donuts.

Enjoy this photo essay of the experience:

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Eve tried the cookie dough filling and she … and I can’t believe she did this … spit it out.

 

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For shame Eve … for shame!

Media pieces over the past few years

Here are some additional media pieces I and my family have appeared in the past few years. They are all fairly recent. The outlets include:

The Times Herald-Record, The Goshen Independent, The Chronicle, The Milford Journal, National Onion Association, American Vegetable Grower Magazine & HV Biz

Writers include:

Kathy Kahn, Tom Leek, Tracy Baxter, James Bridge, Jim Gordon Edie Johnson, Rosemary O. Gordon, & Alyssa Sunkin.

They are on a hodgepodge of topics, including Hurricane Irene, Sen. Gillibrand’s Farm Bill event, Sen. Schumer’s visit of the farm my eBay ad, bad weather & a profile of the region.

Enjoy!

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As I have mentioned multiple times previously my campaign to raise funds for an editor will be featured in an upcoming episode of the new Crowd Funder Show.

https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/1efvb/ab/72OxNc

What is the Crowd Funder Show and what does it mean to appear on the show? According to their website:

The Crowd Funder TV Show highlights various ideas that have been selected based on their merit for creativity, social relevance, and commercial viability. Each episode focuses the spotlight on six or seven inspiring projects and personal goals that give the viewing audience insight into the campaign, its principal, and the reason(s) why it should come to fruition. The Crowd Funder TV Show highlights various ideas that have been selected based on their merit for creativity, social relevance, and commercial viability.

What is so neat about their crowd funding method, versus Kickstarter’s, is that it is not “all or nothing.” Further, the rewards are much more exciting. Again, from their website:

Viewers can choose to support the projects they watch by contributing directly to the campaign website or by calling a toll-free number. The Crowd Funder Show rewards contributors with sponsored gift cards for the same amount of money they contribute, up to $100. Supporting people and their projects has never been easier so it’s no wonder you can’t help but feel like you’re a part of something special. The Crowd Funder TV Show is an interesting, inspiring program that highlights human ingenuity and co-operation.

When you go to my page you will see locations once can choose from for the gift card include: Sears, Best Buy, Home Depot and Toys R Us. So, if you plan on doing any shopping at any of these locations anyway you are essentially donating to my cause for free. A total win-win!

 

Video of my U.S. Senate Agriculture Committee testimony on the Farm Bill in 2010

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Back on June 30, 2010 the United States Senate Committee on Agriculture, Nutrition and Forestry held its first hearing on the reauthorization of the Farm Bill. It appears the Farm Bill will finally pass in February 2014, about 2 years late.

There were 3 panels that testified, the first panel was Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack, the second was Roger Johnson, President of the National Farmers Union & Bob Stallman, President of the American Farm Bureau Federation.

The 3rd panel was a farmer panel:

Dow Brantley of England, AR
Thomas Johnny Cochran of Sylvester, GA
Chris Pawelski of Goshen, NY
Mark Watne of Jamestown, ND

The video is just of the farmer portion of the hearing, of which I had the rare privilege of participating in:

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This link takes you to the hearing page on the Senate Agriculture Committee website. On the page you can download our submitted written testimony and eventually watch the entire hearing:

http://www.ag.senate.gov/hearings/expanding-our-food-and-fiber-supply-through-a-strong-us-farm-policy

This link is for the entire written transcript of the hearing, including the oral hearing:

http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CHRG-111shrg66272/html/CHRG-111shrg66272.htm

Blog entries about the hearing:

https://muckville.com/2014/01/03/a-caption-in-the-university-of-iowa-alumni-publication-the-stories-behind-it/

https://muckville.com/2014/01/22/the-wonderful-and-famous-eve/

From my unpublished memoir:

The highlight though came during the panel discussion after we read our submitted written testimony. When Vilsack testified he detailed a plan he had to create 100,000 new farmers. He based it on the same theme as past instituted programs to get 100,000 new law enforcement persons and mentioned the push for new teachers, or something along those lines. When our panel was up we were asked by Senator Chambliss what we essentially thought about Vilsack’s 100,000 new farmer proposal or how we should get young people to stay in farming.

When they got to me with that question I had a problem. Now, I immediately felt that Vilsack’s proposal was a hare-brained scheme that was totally unrealistic and quite laughable. In fact, when Vilsack said it Eve and I literally burst out laughing. But, I couldn’t say that during the hearing. I actually had the hope of getting Vilsack to visit my farm. I had already met with two previous Secretaries of Agriculture, but none had ever come to my farm.

So, when asked the question here is what I said, and this is taken directly from the official, codified and printed Congressional Record of the hearing:

“Going back to what Secretary Vilsack said, the best way to get people young working on the farms and stay on the farms is make it profitable. And the thing is, I am not looking to be a Elmer J. Fudd millionaire and own a mansion and a yacht. I would just like to make a living. That is what I am looking for, make a living.”

I was a broadcasting and film studies student, I hold a Master of Arts degree from one of this nation’s premier research institutions, the University of Iowa. And I was able to work in a Bugs Bunny cartoon quote into my testimony, and that quote is now part of the official Congressional record. It simply doesn’t get any better than that.

On a more serious note, the powers that be need to address the issue of how we farmers get so little of the retail dollar. There are deep, systemic reasons for that problem that need one day to be addressed. We need to encourage production where the bulk of the population lives. These are complex problems but must be addressed if you want to save production agriculture in this country. Make farming a more profitable endeavor and families will continue to farm and people may even eventually enter it. The job numbers will be able to reflect on-farm jobs as a source of meaningful income and economic development. Ignoring this deep systemic problems and instead coming up with gimmicks that won’t work is nothing more than shuffling the deck furniture as the ship sinks.

Here is a copy of the official Congressional Record with that quote (they send you two books after you testify) and my officially submitted written testimony, which you can also download as a pdf file off of the U.S. Senate Agriculture Committee’s website via this link:

S. Hrg. 111-1024 — Expanding Our Food and Fiber Supply Through a Strong U.S. Farm Policy

Many thanks to Senator Kirsten Gillibrand and her wonderful staff. The Senator and her staff are fantastic advocates of agriculture, including and especially their farmers in New York State. I’d also like to thank the Chair of the Committee, Sen. Blanche Lincoln as well as the Ranking Member, Sen. Saxby Chambliss, and their respective staffs.

It truly was an honor and a privilege to be part of this hearing and important legislative process.

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As I have mentioned multiple times previously my campaign to raise funds for an editor will be featured in an upcoming episode of the new Crowd Funder Show.

https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/1efvb/ab/72OxNc

What is the Crowd Funder Show and what does it mean to appear on the show? According to their website:

The Crowd Funder TV Show highlights various ideas that have been selected based on their merit for creativity, social relevance, and commercial viability. Each episode focuses the spotlight on six or seven inspiring projects and personal goals that give the viewing audience insight into the campaign, its principal, and the reason(s) why it should come to fruition. The Crowd Funder TV Show highlights various ideas that have been selected based on their merit for creativity, social relevance, and commercial viability.

What is so neat about their crowd funding method, versus Kickstarter’s, is that it is not “all or nothing.” Further, the rewards are much more exciting. Again, from their website:

Viewers can choose to support the projects they watch by contributing directly to the campaign website or by calling a toll-free number. The Crowd Funder Show rewards contributors with sponsored gift cards for the same amount of money they contribute, up to $100. Supporting people and their projects has never been easier so it’s no wonder you can’t help but feel like you’re a part of something special. The Crowd Funder TV Show is an interesting, inspiring program that highlights human ingenuity and co-operation.

When you go to my page you will see locations once can choose from for the gift card include: Sears, Best Buy, Home Depot and Toys R Us. So, if you plan on doing any shopping at any of these locations anyway you are essentially donating to my cause for free. A total win-win!

Life On The Farm

About.me is a fantastic social media bio and networking website. Their blog recently featured a number of farmer members and my bio was one of the bios highlighted!

aboutdotme's avatarThe about.me Blog

Life on the farm ‘aint what it use to be – and that’s a good thing! Improving connectivity in agricultural areas allows more people to get online and for the increased visibility of rural producers.

Connectedness helps us understand a different perspective, and can put each of us in someone else’s shoes. I’m particularly excited by the abundance of farmers and agriculture-focus professionals on about.me. Connecting with people through about.me that you don’t have an opportunity to meet during your normal day is invigorating!

Jared GulianElla HammelHilary Graves

“Cultivators of the earth are the most virtuous and independent citizens.” -Thomas Jefferson”

traffasMarta Daltonkit.papworthWe rely on farmers to nurture and harvest the food that sustains us all. There are countless benefits to urban life, but one downside is the disconnect between the food we find at the market and the people who produce it.

Farmers like Chris Pawelski (driving his tractor in the header image) provide…

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Assemblyman James Skoufis Ag Advisory Meeting at the Alamo

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Assemblyman James Skoufis is a freshman member of the NYS Assembly who represents the 99th Assembly District (http://assembly.state.ny.us/mem/James-Skoufis). There is a significant amount of farmland, including a great deal of black dirt in his district. One of the Assembly Committees James requested to be was the Assembly Agriculture Committee and he has served with distinction on that committee.

Shortly after taking office he created an Ag Advisory Group made up of a number of farmers and other related stakeholders connected with farming in his district. Last night (January 30th) he held his 2nd formal sit down meeting with the group at the Farmworker Community Center (aka the Alamo) on Pulaski Highway.

First, a little information about the Alamo:

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The Alamo has been in existence since the late 1950’s offering a number of outreach and other services to the local farmworker community. Since 1989 Hudson River Community Health has been operating a fantastic healthcare clinic facility on site (http://www.hrhcare.org/medical-clinics/goshen-alamo-health-center) and since 2013 HRC has owned and operated the Community Center. As the pages above relate, a number of fine outreach services are offered at the Alamo now and HRC, under the fantastic leadership of Katherine Brieger (http://www.hrhcare.org/katherine-brieger-ma-rd-cde), has greatly expanded the program and services offered at the Alamo. Before the meeting began Kathy gave an extensive tour of the facilities and programs offered to Assemblyman Skoufis and his Chief of Staff Laurie Tautel.

At 7pm after all the participants arrived the meeting convened. A wide range of topics and issues were raised and discussed, including

* farmworker labor
* the NYSDOL Rural Rep/DIPA Program
* dairy issues
* marijuana issues
* tax issues

amongst many others. Of note: farmworker issues is probably one of the largest and there is a great deal of misinformation and misconceptions held by downstate or urban colleagues of the Assemblyman in the Assembly (and State Senate). James mentioned he is starting the process to invite a number of his colleagues to come up to the region to do a full tour. Kathy very graciously offered the Alamo to be one of the locations for that day’s events. Dates were discussed with the group. CCE Ag Program Leader Maire Ullrich offered her rich expertise and educational facilitating abilities as well. A tentative date of either late May or June was targeted and the group looks forward to this event. We in the local ag community have held numerous similar events over the years!

The meeting ended at 9:30. 

I want to publicly thank Assemblyman Skoufis and his staff for spending so much time with us last night, for listening and addressing our various issues and concerns. The Assemblyman has been a fantastic advocate for his farmers and rural community and has been extremely open to input and feedback on any and all issues related to agriculture.

I also want to thank Kathy Brieger for hosting last night, for her extensive tour, and for all the programs and services she and her excellent staff have worked on and developed over the years for the farmworker and rural community at large.

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We have another Bloomin’ Onion gift certificate winner!!!!!!

 

 

We have our second winner in the:

The Great Muckville Blog Free Bloomin’ Onion Essay Contest!

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Well … someone else has entered and since no one else is … THEY WIN!

The latest winner is my niece Violet (I call her “V”) who lives with her mom, dad and younger sister in New Mexico!

Here is the latest winning entry:

Bloomin’ Onion

by Violet K.

Because I didn’t know what it was, I

Looked it up.

Oh, it looked so good

Oh, with dipping sauce

My tummy’s rumbling already

It’s a Bloomin’ Onion!

Num, num, yum, yum

Onions

Never tried them bloomin’

It looks so good

Oh yum yum yum

Num num

Now that is very creative!!!!

Congratulations V!

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Link to first winner: https://muckville.com/2014/01/24/we-have-our-first-bloomin-onion-winner/

Link for the contest: https://muckville.com/2014/01/02/the-great-muckville-blog-free-bloomin-onion-essay-contest/

Link for the award to my dad: https://muckville.com/2013/12/23/the-first-free-bloomin-onion-gift-certificate-is-presented/

As I have mentioned multiple times previously my campaign to raise funds for an editor will be featured in an upcoming episode of the new Crowd Funder Show.

https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/1efvb/ab/72OxNc

What is the Crowd Funder Show and what does it mean to appear on the show? According to their website:

The Crowd Funder TV Show highlights various ideas that have been selected based on their merit for creativity, social relevance, and commercial viability. Each episode focuses the spotlight on six or seven inspiring projects and personal goals that give the viewing audience insight into the campaign, its principal, and the reason(s) why it should come to fruition. The Crowd Funder TV Show highlights various ideas that have been selected based on their merit for creativity, social relevance, and commercial viability.

What is so neat about their crowd funding method, versus Kickstarter’s, is that it is not “all or nothing.” Further, the rewards are much more exciting. Again, from their website:

Viewers can choose to support the projects they watch by contributing directly to the campaign website or by calling a toll-free number. The Crowd Funder Show rewards contributors with sponsored gift cards for the same amount of money they contribute, up to $100. Supporting people and their projects has never been easier so it’s no wonder you can’t help but feel like you’re a part of something special. The Crowd Funder TV Show is an interesting, inspiring program that highlights human ingenuity and co-operation.

When you go to my page you will see locations once can choose from for the gift card include: Sears, Best Buy, Home Depot and Toys R Us. So, if you plan on doing any shopping at any of these locations anyway you are essentially donating to my cause for free. A total win-win!

 

The backstory behind the American Vegetable Grower cover story

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The following is another brief excerpt from my yet unpublished memoir, “Muckville: Farm Policy, Media and the Strange Oddities of Semi-Rural Life.” This small section of my memoir deals with the backstory behind the American Vegetable Grower cover story I was featured in back in 1998. That piece and the subsequent follow-up pieces and editorials by American Vegetable Grower Magazine, along with the initial two CNN pieces produced by Frances Causey (see: https://muckville.com/2013/11/18/the-backstory-on-our-first-two-cnn-appearances/) were a major factor in our ability to accomplish our goals of fixing the federal crop insurance program and eventually securing significant disaster aid.

Before the excerpt … you knew this was coming … as I have mentioned multiple times previously my campaign to raise funds for an editor will be featured in an upcoming episode of the new Crowd Funder Show.

https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/1efvb/ab/72OxNc

What is the Crowd Funder Show and what does it mean to appear on the show? According to their website:

The Crowd Funder TV Show highlights various ideas that have been selected based on their merit for creativity, social relevance, and commercial viability. Each episode focuses the spotlight on six or seven inspiring projects and personal goals that give the viewing audience insight into the campaign, its principal, and the reason(s) why it should come to fruition. The Crowd Funder TV Show highlights various ideas that have been selected based on their merit for creativity, social relevance, and commercial viability.

What is so neat about their crowd funding method, versus Kickstarter’s, is that it is not “all or nothing.” Further, the rewards are much more exciting. Again, from their website:

Viewers can choose to support the projects they watch by contributing directly to the campaign website or by calling a toll-free number. The Crowd Funder Show rewards contributors with sponsored gift cards for the same amount of money they contribute, up to $100. Supporting people and their projects has never been easier so it’s no wonder you can’t help but feel like you’re a part of something special. The Crowd Funder TV Show is an interesting, inspiring program that highlights human ingenuity and co-operation.

When you go to my page you will see locations once can choose from for the gift card include: Sears, Best Buy, Home Depot and Toys R Us. So, if you plan on doing any shopping at any of these locations anyway you are essentially donating to my cause for free. A total win-win!

Memoir excerpt:

Chapter 4

You can’t always get a-what you want. But if you try sometime, you just might find, you just might find, you get what you need.

“You Can’t Always Get What You Want” Mick Jagger & Keith Richards The Rolling Stones (1968)

On the drive home from Washington, D.C. Eve and I talked about what we had just done, and recognized we had two, distinct problems or issues or situations we had to now work on. The first was we needed disaster aid. Our valley now had been hammered 2 out of 4 seasons and we needed special help in which to survive, as a farming region growing onions (eventually our area would be hit by additional significant weather disasters, including a devastating drought in 1999 and an excessively wet year in particular in 2000 Those disasters lead  to massive crop losses throughout the Black Dirt area of Orange County). You can’t sustain these sorts of losses and continue to operate. It’s that simple.

Second, we needed this crop insurance policy fixed. It was not working and virtually worthless and if this was all we would get for the time being, then we needed to get it fixed. So, at this point Eve and I began working on a comprehensive strategy … a battle plan on how to get this done. Now, we knew these issues and the key players and strategies overlapped and went together, hand in hand. Sometimes things would be done according to a plan, sometimes by the seats of our pants, but we committed ourselves to work on it.

Unpaid mind you. Nobody paid us for what we did, it was pure, grassroots volunteerism.

Fortunately agriculture, as I mentioned, is for the most part very bi- partisan. Now we started to really develop our political contacts and our media contacts to get our goals accomplished. It’s been an ongoing process, some things we have been working on for over 16 years, but, we have had a number of pretty significant accomplishments and achievements. Allow me to share with some of the highlights, “best of vignettes” and details of what happened from 1998 forward.

Literally minutes after we walked in the door back from our meeting with Secretary Glickman the phone rang. It was Richard Jones, a reporter for the trade publication American Vegetable Grower Magazine (AVG). Now, let me just pause and say that Richard, his editor at the time Rick Melnick, and his publication did more for our causes and situation than I can possibly relate, or express my appreciation for. And it wasn’t just them, I can’t say enough good things about the various press outlets I have dealt with over the years, ranging from the very small local newspapers, The Warwick Dispatch, The Goshen Chronicle, and  Warwick Advertiser, to the largest local paper the Times Herald-Record, to various reporters at local radio stations WALL and WTBQ (including talk show host Chris Cordani), to numerous trade publications as well as other local, regional and national newspaper, magazine and radio and TV outlets, including and especially Hank Gross of Mid-Hudson News. I have either been quoted or interviewed and have appeared in (or written letters to the editor or op-eds for) hundreds upon hundreds of media pieces over the years. From CBS News network, to WABC Channel 7 in NYC, to CNN, to the New York Times, Crain’s, to Bloomberg News, to various public radio programs to, the BBC and The Hindu, to Vogue Magazine, amongst many others. And for the most part my experience has been that the overwhelming majority of reporters that I have dealt with have been very accurate, very fair, and have written very solid pieces. And if it weren’t for these reporters, and editorial boards, and news outlets, etc …, we would not have been able to accomplish a fraction of what we were eventually able to do. They told our story, conveyed the outrage, and alerted the public as to what we were facing. These people, most especially on the local  level, are unsung and underappreciated heroes. How would the school teacher, or the bricklayer, or the office worker, ever know what we farmers do and what challenges we have faced if not for the stories told by these journalists?

Well, back to 1998 … I answer the phone and the caller tells me his name is Richard Jones and he’s a reporter with American Vegetable Grower and he wants to do a story on crop insurance. I laugh and tell him where we just literally walked in the door from. Evidently he had heard about our lawsuit and saw some of the local media pieces about our current disaster. I obviously gave him an earful and told him I would be e- mailing him a ton more information. I then told him about Glickman’s solemn promise that “no USDA official will ever say ‘CAT is free or cheap’ or that the local onion farmers in the Black Dirt were at fault for their current dilemma because they didn’t purchase the (worthless) buy-up coverage.” I said to him, “I guarantee you that someone of importance you interview will say that to you.” Richard laughed.

A short time later, as Richard was in the midst of working on his story, he called to tell me, “you were right, one of the guys I interviewed said exactly what you told me they would say.” I then told him I’m not surprised and added, ‘the head of the RMA, Ken Ackerman, just sent Rep. Gilman a letter (dated 6/30/98) in which  he said, after first acknowledging all of the deficiencies and problems with the policies at the time, and how they would not make ANY of the substantive changes we suggested for the 1998 crop year, and I quote:

While RMA is actively seeking ways to improve the onion insurance program in Orange County and other producing areas, producers bear a responsibility in managing their crop production risk by purchasing adequate insurance protection. It is our understanding that Mr. Pawelski and many other New York onion growers selected the Catastrophic Risk Protection (CAT) level of coverage. While the Federal Government fully subsidizes the growers’ insurance premium CAT, CAT is the lowest level of insurance coverage offered under the Federal Crop Insurance Program. If CAT coverage does not provide the level of protection required by the growers, other levels covering up to 75 percent of the producers’ average yield are available that may likely provide more meaningful protection.”

He details the problems with the policies in the letter. This was just  days after Glickman admitted to Eve and me the buy-up policies were virtually worthless and said to us even he wouldn’t buy them himself. After Glickman promised Eve and me that  no USDA official would ever again say something to the effect that CAT is free nor blame us for being at fault for not buying the worthless buy-up coverage, Ackerman, the head of the Federal Crop Insurance Program does exactly that.  This is what Glickman promised no one would do, to a Congressman no less.

What a complete, total jerk. And this told us that Glickman’s word was worthless.

Within a month Richard sent all the people he interviewed copies of the article prior to the publication, so as to ensure accuracy. I burst out laughing when I read the quote from Dave Clauser, the USDA official Richard interviewed and who was at the time RMA’s Chief of Policy Development. Quote:

I don’t think that CAT is the safety net per se. CAT is a bare bones level of coverage totally subsidized by the government. It’s free. The farmer pays only a $50 administrative fee.”

What I learned later, and this told to me by Richard Jones and Rick Melnick and was revealed in a blunt editorial by Rick in the November, 1998 issue of American Vegetable Grower entitled “The Power of the Press” was that Clauser and the USDA put pressure on American Vegetable Grower to remove the aforementioned quotes by Clauser. Clauser admitted he said it, he (and USDA) just didn’t want those quotes to appear in the piece. As Melnick said in his editorial, “sorry, doesn’t work that way.”

The August 1998 issue of American Vegetable Grower featured our story, entitled “Coming Up Short: New York onion grower finds that crop insurance does not ensure survival.” What I didn’t know until I received my copy was that this story was a cover story, featuring a photograph taken in 1996 by Times Herald-Record photographer Dominick Fiorille, of me standing in the midst of a monstrous pile of rotting, hail destroyed onions (a pile that took 2 years to finally decompose). It had a highlighted quote that brought a smile to the face of my old college mentor, television studies guru and the Director of the Pop Culture Studies Center at Syracuse University, Bob Thompson:

I have a better chance of Ed McMahon showing up at my door with a check for $10 million dollars than I do of collecting the full value of the policy.” – New York onion grower Chris Pawelski

The article, in well written layman’s terms, explained how crooked the policies were, how out of touch USDA was, and how screwed we were. It was akin to the dropping of an atom bomb. It, along with the subsequent press coverage that followed, combined with our failed lawsuit, now properly motivated the USDA to change course.

With the enhanced press coverage we now got enhanced actions on the part of the politicos. Don’t get me wrong, many of these offices were already working hard in our behalf, but once the media coverage started rolling the attention and efforts increased as well. Melnick in his editorial stated:

Another source tells me that shortly after the issue came out, Undersecretary of Agriculture Gus Schumacher showed up at a staff meeting with a  September AVG in hand. Pawelski was notified soon afterward that the undersecretary’s office would be handling his case here on out.”

And that was true. But it took time. And it took more hammering in and from the press. And it took the relentless work of Representative. Ben Gilman and his staff.

If you type the phrase “Congressperson” on Google a picture of former Representative Ben Gilman should appear. Ben (who was eventually re-districted out of his seat after the 2000 census) was the quintessential Congressperson. Serving the needs of his constituents always came first with Ben and partisanship or politics always took a back seat for him when it came to working on behalf of his district. And Ben always recognized that farming was a key part of his district. Ben was always a friend of the farmer. Ben also hired quality staff, from his district representatives, to his ag staffers, to his legislative director and chief of staff.  Ben and his staff worked tirelessly in our behalf.

Ben too worked on two issues, 1. Getting us adequate disaster aid and 2. Getting the USDA to do its job and fix the MPCI policy for onions. And Ben used all of his clout and relationships to do it. This included his friendship with Secretary Glickman. Ben and Glickman served many years together in the House and served during a time when Republicans (like Ben) and Democrats (like Glickman) could work together, and even be friends. Our getting a meeting with the Secretary of Agriculture in the U.S. Capitol building is not something that happens to everyone, nor every day. But meetings weren’t enough for Ben. He pestered and haunted Glickman. And his colleagues on the Hill. After the American Vegetable Grower coverage Ben twisted Glickman’s arm to form a “Onion Price Committee.” Made up of USDA officials in Washington,  RMA officials, USDA-NASS staff as well as our local Cornell Cooperative Extension educator Maire Ullrich, and staff from Gilman’s office, it was  chaired by Eve.  The Onion Price Committee met over a few months in 1999 and changed the procedure as to how the onion expected price was set in the policy. After this committee’s work the price went from an absurdly low figure of $4.85 in 1996 to realistic settings after 2000.

Next was something had to be done about “Stages” for it totally eviscerated the value of the policy. But an extra push was needed for this. That push came in the form of additional press coverage. But this time the press coverage wasn’t from a trade publication, this time it would come in the form of primetime cable network news, via CNN.

In 1999 much of the eastern seaboard was devastated by a drought. Virtually all forms of agriculture were severely impacted, including the onion growing region of Orange County. American Vegetable Grower continued to pound the USDA on the crop insurance issue. In the April 1999 issue reporter Richard Jones did another story on the problems with the federal crop insurance program, this time focusing on an Idaho potato grower named Bruce Watson. Watson was an internet friend of mine and I put him and Richard together.

The article had a sidebar entitled “Is Anyone laughing?” Now, the RMA had a publication “Building a Risk Management Plan” and in it, on page 3, there was a David Letterman type “Top 10 list titled “Top Ten Reasons Why Farmers Don’t Manage Risk.” It had originally appeared in a publication called “Farm Futures.” It was supposed to be funny but it was not. It was very unfunny. The American Vegetable Grower sidebar related that “those who have characterized the national leadership of the Risk Management Agency as out of touch with the concerns of growers may have a point.” They then published the entire list. It included some of these gems:

10. There’s no free cap or jacket.

7. Crop failures build character.

1. Life would be dull without daily doses of fear.

To people who had lost their crops, had been put deeply into debt (if they were lucky enough to stay in business) and in some cases been put into even more debt because of boneheaded RMA decisions, well, this sort of list was offensive and deeply disturbing. And Richard and AVG thankfully agreed and exposed it.

A month later, in May of 1999, Secretary Glickman was traveling through New York and Representative Gilman was able to persuade him to meet with Eve and me and a few other growers in an office at Stewart International Airport in Newburgh, New York. Along with Glickman was his newly appointed (as of April 14th) Deputy Undersecretary for Farm and Agricultural Services, Tom Grau.

We discussed the problems with the crop insurance program, how there was little improvements made (apart from Eve’s pending work with her Onion Price Committee, which did eventually bear good fruit) and how angry we were over USDA officials breaking his promises to us. But what stood out in the meeting was what I said to Glickman regarding that “Top Ten List.” I told him his agency was totally out of touch and I then pulled out the American Vegetable Grower  article with the “Is Anyone Laughing?” sidebar, put it under his nose, and asked him to read it. Glickman said, “This isn’t funny.” I responded, “No it isn’t Mr. Secretary.” Glickman the repeated “This isn’t funny” but added, “maybe the context explains it.” I said, “Mr. Secretary, what context could explain this? Give me a break, it’s offensive, period.” Glickman was clearly caught off guard and stunned. He promised us that something would be done about it. Per his modus operandi, he said the right thing, but did nothing. But, that’s not to say nothing was done about it. A few months later Eve and I gave a copy of that article to our dear friend Pat O’Dwyer, who was First Lady Hillary Clinton’s point person in Orange County for her U.S. Senate election campaign. Pat then gave it to Hillary at a fundraiser in New York City. About a week later, in early November, Pat got a letter from Ken Ackerman informing her that the offensive list was taken off RMA’s web site and would be deleted from future print editions of the RMA publication. This was chronicled in the December, 1999 edition of American Vegetable Grower. That piece reported that Ackerman admitted “the list was inappropriate.” What’s pathetic is that for months after Glickman made the same admission and said something would be done about it, nothing was done. It was exposed in a major trade publication, yet nothing was done until the First Lady/New York Senatorial candidate Hillary Clinton intervened.

The one good thing that did come out of that meeting was that the New Deputy Undersecretary Tom Grau was charged by Glickman to work on our onion policy problems. Specifically, to do something about “Stages.” What Eve and I pushed for, and Representative . Gilman became a vociferous advocate for was what is termed a “pilot program.” This is a policy or modification to a policy that is supposed to exist for a given period of time and designed to essentially be an experiment. What we wanted, and Gilman conveyed this to Glickman and Grau, was a pilot program of a “no stages” option for our policy, where if the grower bought the buy- up policy they could elect to purchase this pilot that would have no stages. It would obviously be more expensive than the regular “Stages” policy.  It was ludicrous that we had to fight for something that a couple of years previously was the norm and to remove something that doesn’t exist for most other crop policies, including and especially for the large grain or commodity crops. What is apparent is that growers of large grain and commodity crops had the political muscle to ensure that it wouldn’t be implemented in their policies.

By mid- to late 1999 I had been posting all over the Internet, on discussion pages on the various trade publications, on the usenet, about our situation, the fiasco of the crop insurance policies, etc …. One of my prime targets was Ken Ackerman, and I was provided with some pretty powerful ammunition from a very unlikely source. The August,1997 edition of GovExec Magazine featured a very gooey tribute of Ackerman written by noted ag journalist Jerry Hagstrom entitled “Sharing the Risk.” The article featured this line, and we I stumbled on it I knew I found gold:

Ackerman continues to win plaudits for his commitment to risk management and his relations with Congress, but has been criticized for lacking insurance, farm or management experience.

From that point on, in most of my subsequent posts and writings I would quote that line and often state “someone that heads the government’s crop insurance agency lacking ‘farm, management and insurance experience’ is akin to the head of NASA lacking flight, engineering and science experience.” I would then ask, “how on earth did this man get this job?” I also gave him the nickname “Ken ‘no experience’ Ackerman.” I was later told that a number of USDA employees, who mainly worked for USDA and were no fans of Ackerman, adopted my nickname for him and started using it themselves.

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The almost naked guy on panes of glass, on cardboard tables in the middle of our black dirt field

The following is another brief excerpt from my yet unpublished memoir, “Muckville: Farm Policy, Media and the Strange Oddities of Semi-Rural Life.” This small section of my memoir deals with the time we had an almost naked man on our fields.

The almost naked guy on panes of glass, on cardboard tables in the middle of our black dirt field

Candy & Andy wasn’t the only odd thing to happen in 1998. Back in mid-fall, probably mid- to late October, I can’t exactly recall, this guy pulls into our yard and asks to talk with us about a photo shoot. He said he was a location scout for photographer David LaChapelle and they wanted to do a shoot on one of her fields. We had already harvested so it was no problem. He then said, “one thing, the person we will be photographing will be almost naked.” We asked almost simultaneously, after a brief pause “define ‘almost.” He said “well, his privates will be covered.” We looked at each other, thought for a moment and then said, “Okay with us.” The location he wanted, the field he was interested in, was right along the main highway, Pulaski Highway. This would be good.

Who is David LaChapelle? According to his website:

David LaChapelle is known internationally for his exceptional talent in combining a unique hyper-realistic aesthetic with profound social messages. LaChapelle’s photography career began in the 1980’s when he began showing his artwork in New York City galleries. His work caught the eye of Andy Warhol, who offered him his first job as a photographer at Interview Magazine. His photographs of celebrities in Interview garnered positive attention, and before long he was shooting for a variety of top editorial publications and creating some of the most memorable advertising campaigns of his generation. LaChapelle’s striking images have graced the covers and pages of Italian Vogue, French Vogue, Vanity Fair, GQ, Rolling Stone and i-D, and he has photographed personalities as diverse as Tupac Shakur, Madonna, Amanda Lepore, Eminem, Philip Johnson, Lance Armstrong, Pamela Anderson, Lil’ Kim, Uma Thurman, Elizabeth Taylor, David Beckham, Paris Hilton, Jeff Koons, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hillary Clinton, Muhammad Ali, and Britney Spears, to name a few.”

That night I looked at some of his images on the internet and I thought to myself, “wow, this guy is freaking weird.” Now I really couldn’t wait for this.

The next day LaChapelle and his entourage/crew of about 25 to 30 people show up, all dressed in black. They inundated the local deli, the Quaker Creek Store, which is the nerve center, the hub of the Black Dirt community (http://www.quakercreekstore.com/)  and the regulars there thought they were all devil worshiping vampires. Though they held no ill will against them.

Late morning they did their initial set-up but after lunch they got serious about the shoot. Well, it was a sight to be seen, a couple of vans, big lights, portable generator, and a nearly buck naked dude laying on 4 pieces of glass on 4 cardboard tables, on a black dirt field along a busy highway. Traffic stopped. Literally stopped. In fact at one point Pete Noger and his dad slowly drove by. Pete doesn’t drive, he just rides. He had the window down and as his dad stopped the car Pete just stared, mouth agape, looked at me and said “hey,  Chris.” I replied with “hey, Pete” and they slowly drove off. Later the owner of the Quaker Creek Store, Barbara Matuszewski (mother of my high school friend Bobby, the man who has re-made Quaker Creek into the very cool food destination it is today) said to me, “Pete came in here babbling and ranting like a dang fool about the naked guy on your fields. I had to tell him to calm down and shut up.”

I totally understood Pete’s reaction. The model was Will Kemp. He was at the time playing the lead role of “The Swan” in a Matthew Bourne’s production of “Swan Lake,” from 1997 to 2000 in both London and Broadway. He was trained at the Royal Ballet School of London. His debut film role was playing Velkin the brother of Kate Bekinsale’s character Anna Valerious in the 2004 Stephen Sommers directed blockbuster “Van Helsing.” He got to bite Hugh Jackman. He also was cast in 2008 in a failed CBS pilot called “Ny-Lon,” alongside “24” star Elisha Cuthbert (Kim Bauer).

When I was watching the scene, unfold, and I paused to look at the framing of the picture, I thought it was absurdly lame looking. But LaChapelle was taking Polaroid shots as he was framing or blocking it. He took one and gave it to me. When I saw the picture, I just said to myself “wow,” it was amazing.

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The photo eventually appeared in the January 1999 issue of Interview Magazine. The photograph was airbrushed so it appears he is naked. He wasn’t naked. He had a thong covering his junk, barely, and they air brushed it out in the final photo. We were the talk of the neighborhood for about a month. What was hysterical was that LaChapelle just loved our valley, he was going to be buying land, move in, etc…. Too funny. We haven’t seen him since. Niceguy though and he sent me the magazine as well as his book “LaChapelle Land.”

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As I have mentioned multiple times previously my campaign to raise funds for an editor will be featured in an upcoming episode of the new Crowd Funder Show.

https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/1efvb/ab/72OxNc

What is the Crowd Funder Show and what does it mean to appear on the show? According to their website:

The Crowd Funder TV Show highlights various ideas that have been selected based on their merit for creativity, social relevance, and commercial viability. Each episode focuses the spotlight on six or seven inspiring projects and personal goals that give the viewing audience insight into the campaign, its principal, and the reason(s) why it should come to fruition. The Crowd Funder TV Show highlights various ideas that have been selected based on their merit for creativity, social relevance, and commercial viability.

What is so neat about their crowd funding method, versus Kickstarter’s, is that it is not “all or nothing.” Further, the rewards are much more exciting. Again, from their website:

Viewers can choose to support the projects they watch by contributing directly to the campaign website or by calling a toll-free number. The Crowd Funder Show rewards contributors with sponsored gift cards for the same amount of money they contribute, up to $100. Supporting people and their projects has never been easier so it’s no wonder you can’t help but feel like you’re a part of something special. The Crowd Funder TV Show is an interesting, inspiring program that highlights human ingenuity and co-operation.

When you go to my page you will see locations once can choose from for the gift card include: Sears, Best Buy, Home Depot and Toys R Us. So, if you plan on doing any shopping at any of these locations anyway you are essentially donating to my cause for free. A total win-win!